Franz: this is a cozy little place, isn't it?
Kate: yeah if you call cozy harboring bacteria and microscopic organisms that will put an end to all human LIFE!!
Franz: Okay, well...how are you?
Kate: I am fine. The ozone layer is still there, I am not dying from radiation from the sun. Slowly I am though, and so are you. You know you can't stop it from happening.
Franz: Oh, okay...where are you from?
Kate: Belmont, Massachusetts. I live at McLean.
Franz: Oh..what is that city like?
Kate: Actually it is not a city. It's what you civilians call an "asylum". I like to call it a nice community of people who think they are animals and their best friends are forks and the paint peeling off of the walls.
Franz: Right. And I am Hitler.
Kate: Seriously? Oh shiz..I better run away, my family are jews!
Franz: Well, alrighty. It was nice meeting you Kate. Have fun with the paint peeling off the walls!
(picks up his stuff and runs out)
Kate: I love shutting annoying guys down. Hmm...Now where is Joey? (Looks at a wall) There's his cousin, Paul!
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hahah this had a lot of comady in it. it made me laugh. jews hahaha. good!
ReplyDeleteHeck yes! Loved it! Hilarious too, the whole asylum and trying to scare the annoying guys away concept is really an awesome idea!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, she's a crazy sicopath. I'd like more information.
ReplyDeleteI got a little confused. Little crazy, but good start!
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